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Barcelona.

It was endless action. Straight from bed to galleries to party in hotel rooms to bars. On the last night it was just Matt and Lauren and me who went raving, it was fucking rad, we bounced about, met some weird Portugese/French/whatever guys and discussed the ins and outs of life and drink.

Got lost.
Got told off for playing on the swings.
Got offered hash, and coke, and sex from male prostitues. Turned them all down.

The place was full of cats.

Continuing from the last post.
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Picture of the ear with accompanying text because it amused me (stolen from sooperwang):

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Elfin shenanigans
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Slightly crazy last night - I was at a biker club's Christmas party. Pretty much a 6th Form party all over again, but everyone was about 20 years older and wearing more leather. I didn't bother counting the number of times the band played Steppenwolf and Deep Purple.

Me and Laura won Best Women's Fancy Dress! We were Santa's little helpers. They gave us cans of beer.

Emily (unsuccessfully) pierced my ear on Friday and it's still ouchy. :-( Use a bigger needle next time please.


Elk yobs. YOU may be the next victim.
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Stolen from the Guardian:

A drunken party of elks surrounded an old people's home in Sweden and had to be driven away by armed police.

The elks attacked the home in the town of East Göinge, near Malmö, after devouring large numbers of fermented apples, the paper Dagens Nyheter said. Police with dogs had failed to scare them off, and the animals only ran away after hunters with guns arrived on the scene.

"It's not unusual for elks to get drunk", forester Fredrik Jönsson told the newspaper. "They don't recognise the difference between fermented and not fermented apples and stuff themselves down to the last apple." Mr. Jönsson did not know how many apples the elks had eaten.

There have been previous problems with elks: a female elk recently attacked three joggers in Norway. Last year another elk in Sweden stole a bicycle from a garden, which it regularly visited to eat the roses. An elderly couple had used the bike to fence off their garden; the elk disappeared with the bike hanging around its neck. The bike was later found bent and damaged beyond repair.

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two blue lights;
one's the blue light of the late night bus
one's the blue light of the moon over us
one's got the diesel fuel on her breath
one's got the damp taste of the earth on it


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Winamp has good taste in music today.

Ella Fitzgerald ---> Tom Waits ---> Eels ---> Godspeed ---> Arab Strap ---> The Shins ---> Bob Dylan.

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Erm, whatever.

Just the world.
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Snow makes me happy.
Now I shall sleep.

And the sky has turned yellow, like it does late at night when it's snowing.

You know,
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I like his bed.

Quote of the day:
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"I don't understand, Elsa... You're always such a happy person, how do you paint all these dark and depressing things?"

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